Who will take over MotorWeek when John Davis retires?

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes) 10/26/2016 at 20:10 • Filed to: None

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He has been doing it for 35 years, some day he will have to retire.

daender > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 10/26/2016 at 20:13

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I vote for Torch.

Mercedes Streeter > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 10/26/2016 at 20:13

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Me? Me.

Wobbles the Mind > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 10/26/2016 at 20:15

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SaabKyle

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Mercedes Streeter 10/26/2016 at 20:15

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You? No.

Goldzilla > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 10/26/2016 at 20:22

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As long as John Goss leaves it will be an improvement

Matt Nichelson > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 10/26/2016 at 20:24

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Mr. Regular should. Would be hilarious.

Mercedes Streeter > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 10/26/2016 at 20:24

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Why not? I’ll make it colourful and stuff lol

not for canada - australian in disguise > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 10/26/2016 at 20:25

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John Davis will never retire. He is immortal. He is the universe. He is everything.

CRider > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 10/26/2016 at 20:27

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John Davis will present Motor Week until his death at the age of 215 (in an accident involving Japanese parts supplier Tataka and then-President Torchinksy’s mandate that all cars must be equipped with ejector seats), at which point his ghost will continue on with the show as if nothing had happened.

ToyotaFamily > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 10/26/2016 at 20:27

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No. They’ll forever show reruns after he retires. “Wow I cant wait to hear about the new Cimarron!” (me in 2030)

Sam > Wobbles the Mind 10/26/2016 at 20:37

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So far this is the only suggestion that is actually reasonable.

gin-san - shitpost specialist > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 10/26/2016 at 20:41

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I guess Jenson Button will need something to do next year.

jmedarts > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 10/26/2016 at 20:46

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I’m the first guy to post this? Really?

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Mercedes Streeter 10/26/2016 at 20:53

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Naw, you have to be on John Davis’s level of mono-tone.

interstate366, now In The Industry > Matt Nichelson 10/26/2016 at 20:57

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“They should have included a volt-meter and oil pressure gauge...ohhhh, real fart...”

ranwhenparked > not for canada - australian in disguise 10/26/2016 at 20:58

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Well, he appears to age about 5 years for every 15, so you might not be far off.

In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 10/26/2016 at 21:38

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Matt Farrah

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you 10/26/2016 at 21:42

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“If this has Pilot Super Sports it be much better, but it has shitty good years.”

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 10/27/2016 at 02:44

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Pretty sure John Davis is the exact opposite of monotone. He repeats the same pitch variations over and over again with zero change in speed. Sort of like an auctioneer...